I do have a slight probem. Its kinda gross so you may wanna look away now.

My foreskin doesn’t go back over my head (not that head, the other head - I don’t know what you were imagining). To be honest, it’s never caused me much of a problem. Never bothered me muh. But it is a bit weird. So I want to get it sorted out.

I’ve been doing a bit of research online in to various types of phimosis treatment. I haven’t quite decided what to go for yet. There seem like a few options out there.

The one that initially appeals to me is phimosis stretching - where you gradually stretch the foreskin over time. This is the one that appeals to me the most at the moment. It seems like a not very drastic solution. I mean, you see those African tribes with massive stretch lips. If they can do that why can’t you do the same thing with your foreskin?

Another option is creams. But for this I’d have to go to the doctor. I know it’s stupid, but I haven’t been to the doctor in years. I wouldn’t go for anything. The idea of going and flopping my bits out isn’t one that appeals.

The final option is circumcision. This seems way too drastic to me at this stage. It doesn’t give me anywhere near enough problems for me to try to do this. It seems like the nuclear option. I don’t want to go this far until I really have to.

So those are my options. I think I know which I’m going to go for but I haven’t quite decided yet. I’ll give it a few nights thought and see how I feel. There’s no mad rush for it to get fixed after all.